Prem on Your Bread

Weekly FPL banter show

Prem on Your Bread: We boast. We roast. We give it up.

Prem on Your Bread is a weekly Fantasy Premier League banter show, made for your phone. Every week we give it up for the managers who nailed their gameweek, add a friendly roast, and fire up the build-up before the deadline.

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Happy, loud and proudly Cape Flats, with a bit of braai on the side.

Prem on Your Bread logo: a man holding a football-pitch slice of toast out to the camera, with the words Prem on Your Bread and Let's Give It Up on a yellow and green sunburst

The show

Football, served on toast

Football is shared over bread and braai. We take the Premier League and put it on the table: a slice of toast with a pitch on it, held up proudly to the camera. When a manager does well, we give it up. When they do not, we roast with love.

  • Managers of the week

    The ones who nailed their gameweek get their flowers. Loud applause, big smiles, and a proper Let's Give It Up.

  • The weekly roast

    One team gets a friendly roast. Friendly, never nasty. Man Utd, you know what you did.

  • The pre-deadline build-up

    Transfers in and out, value picks, the captain call and team news, all before the deadline hits.

Coming soon Real Premier League news, and a quote of the day that is always credited to the person who actually said it.

That's another fresh loaf baked, tune in next week for more Prem on your Bread!

Our sign-off, at the end of every episode

Fresh from the FPL data

This week in FPL

Fresh numbers from the official Fantasy Premier League data, refreshed every gameweek. We spot the big scores, the sneaky picks and the deadline coming, and then we talk about it on the show.

The numbers are warming up. Our weekly FPL stats will show up here as soon as the gameweek data is in. Until then, the deadline strip above and our episodes have you covered.

Data: official Fantasy Premier League public data. Prem on Your Bread is fan-made and not affiliated with the Premier League. Ownership and prices are as at the time shown above. We chat about form, we do not give advice.

How it works

A week on Prem on Your Bread

Short, vertical videos built for your phone. A fresh episode lands every week before the deadline, and more shows each week are on the way as we grow.

  1. 1

    The gameweek wraps

    Final whistles blow, the bonus points settle and the dust clears.

  2. 2

    We give it up

    Shout-outs for the managers of the week who did it right.

  3. 3

    We roast with love

    One friendly roast to keep everyone honest. Light banter only.

  4. 4

    The build-up

    Transfers, value picks, the captain call and team news before the deadline.

  5. 5

    Fresh loaf, then repeat

    We sign off, you tune in next week, and the oven is hot again.

A slice of toast printed like a football pitch with a ball in the middle, above the words Prem on Your Bread

Let's Give It Up!

The crew

Meet the crew

A whole bakery of cartoon characters, all made up and all part of the banter. Any likeness to anyone real is pure coincidence.

  • Cartoon of Manager Veld: a lanky man with a blond mullet, a droopy moustache and gold aviator shades, in a retro green and yellow track suit with grass-stained knees, one hand on his hip and a phone in the other

    Mr Cool Football Ideas

    Manager Veld

    Born on the field and made for the grass, with grass marks on his knees to prove it. Always right in his own head, and he runs a Fantasy team that did not get the memo.

  • Cartoon of Stat Man Mata: a slim man with an afro-puff and headphones, in a green pie-chart hoodie, holding a tablet full of bar charts

    The Numbers Guy

    Stat Man Mata

    Knows his stats and talks about nothing else. To Mata, stats is everything, and he gets giddy over a good number.

  • Cartoon of Perly the Main'O: a cool man with shades pushed up on his head, a pearl pendant and a whistle, in a green track jacket, holding a rolled-up tactics board and pointing a finger in the air

    Technical Advisor

    Perly the Main'O

    Our football technical advisor. Cool, calm and clever, with a whistle round his neck and the tactics board rolled up under his arm.

  • Cartoon of Fabrizio Mumu: a silver-haired man in a long trench coat and a cow-spot scarf with a phone in each hand

    Journalist Guru

    Fabrizio Mumu

    Our journalist guru. Knows his stats and facts, and lives in the transfer market with a phone in each hand.

  • Cartoon of Fabrizio RoMango: a relaxed man in a mango-orange and yellow gradient hoodie and big headphones, holding a notebook

    Journalist

    Fabrizio RoMango

    Our other journalist. He breaks down the stats and the facts so everyone gets it. Where football goes, Mango goes.

  • Cartoon of Justy Long Socks: a smiling man in a brown braai apron holding tongs, with sky-high green and yellow striped socks and a thumbs up

    Uncle Braai

    Justy Long Socks

    Starts every single day with a proud sock pull. People think he does not know footie because he braais. Wrong.

  • Cartoon of Bird Is The Word: a sharp-eyed eagle in a green and gold bomber jacket and trainers, holding a phone

    The FPL Pro

    Bird Is The Word

    The Eagle Eye. The fantasy Prem pro and the most consistent in the crew. He gives it up with five picks for the week in the build-up.

  • Cartoon of J Bird: a chubby pigeon in a yellow hoodie and a bucket hat with shades, holding a notebook and pencil

    Bird's Rival

    J Bird

    The Cool Pigeon. Goes head to head with Bird Is The Word, each with five picks, so you get two sets of options to chew on.

  • Cartoon of Manager Kraak: a big, bald, bearded coach in a green gilet holding a hammer and a broken tactics board

    Tactics Boss

    Manager Kraak

    The Hammer. Knows how to break up strategies and tactics, and loves smashing a plan on the board.

  • Die-hard Fan

    Pundit Gummy!

    A die-hard Man United fan who pops up when United have a good week to tell us they are going to be back next year. New look on the way!

  • Cartoon of Jt the Giant: a huge, round, smiling braai master in a brown apron and flip-flops, holding tongs with a boerewors sausage

    The Big Heart

    Jt the Giant

    The Braai Bear. A big guy with an even bigger heart, a pair of tongs and a lot of boerewors. Braai-side neighbour for the footie chats.

  • Cartoon of Manager Jase: a wiry older runner in a headband, a retro yellow vest and tube socks, holding a stopwatch and a rolled-up paper

    Fitness Coach

    Manager Jase is on the Case

    A fitness coach and a runner with a football brain. Loves to run things around here, and checks who runs the most in the Prem.

  • Cartoon of The Don'sss: three heads on one body in a navy pinstripe suit, each wearing a fedora, with a loud moustache, cool shades and nerdy glasses

    Triple Threat

    The Don'sss

    Actually just Don, but three of them in one body with three heads. Because 3 heads is better than one. Fanatics about Fantasy Prem, and Well Don to them.

  • Cartoon of Y Man Richy: a tall skinny young man with ginger hair in a yellow jumper and green braces, one finger raised, holding a tablet

    The Why Guy

    Y Man Richy

    Tall, skinny and curious, and always asking "but whyyy?" during the tactics talk.

Find us

Where to watch and follow

Pick your favourite app and tap through. We are @premonyourbread on every one of them. Like, subscribe and stay tuned in if you like Prem on Your Bread and you like giving it up to managers!

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Good questions

Quick answers

What is FPL?

Fantasy Premier League is the free, official fantasy game of the Premier League. You pick a squad of real Premier League players, and they earn you points based on how they play in each gameweek.

What does "Let's Give It Up" mean?

It is our way of saying well done. When a manager nails their gameweek, we give it up with a big round of applause.

How nasty is the roast?

Not nasty at all. We roast the football and the bad luck, never the person. Friendly banter, and then we all go get a snack.

When do new episodes land?

A fresh episode lands every week before the FPL deadline. Follow us on your favourite app so you never miss a loaf.

Where can I send a question?

Comment on any of our posts or message us on any of our pages. We read them all.

Are you part of the Premier League?

No. Prem on Your Bread is a fan-made show and is not affiliated with the Premier League.

About and contact

About the show

Prem on Your Bread is a happy, loud and proudly Cape Flats take on Fantasy Premier League, with a bit of braai on the side. We love the game, we love the banter, and we love giving it up to the managers who make the week worth watching.

Want to say hi, share a tip or talk about working together? Send us a message on any of our pages, and we will get back to you.

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